HARVARD STUDY SHOWS HANDS WERE ONCE FEET

Harvard Professor, Paleontologist, and Apologist Howie Meehan said Thursday at a super boring conference, “Sorry everybody, but your hands were once feet. I figured it out when I was looking at a wicked old fossil, and I’m pretty sure it is what I think it is. Either there was a jokester out there in 50,000BC who thought it would be funny to bury one body with the feet where the hands should be, or I’m really on to something.”

We interviewed two students walking around the campus about what they thought of the potential discovery. After a 30 minute interview we figured out that they don’t actually attend Harvard so we chose not to quote them in this article, but let it be known, they said some dirty stuff.

 

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