Last night, around midnight, there was a report from AAA (Amateur Astrological Association) that following a slow and non-covert approach, a flirt if you may, Jupiter went forth through a gassy atmosphere and rammed Uranus. No good for Uranus considering Jupiter’s girth.
Hummer Niles, a professor at MDFU (Manic Depression in the Future University) said, “If we were about 20,000 kilometers closer, the sound would have ruptured more than just Uranus, it would have shattered our perception of sound”
When asked why Jupiter went for it, it responded,”I always wanted to try.”
Uranus is having second thoughts about the whole thing, but reports say surface damage is temporary and it will be back to orbiting things in no time. Who knew Uranus was so resilient?!
By Falicia Faletio
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