NEW STUDY MAY SHOW NOTHING

A new study is in from an anonymous source claiming to be a “renowned institute of scientific research”, but not clarifying which institute. The study may show nothing at all. Some skeptics say it’s a cryptic message that actually holds lots of important information. Others claim it is a stack of A4s full of nonsense and occasional blank pages. Peer review will take a few months, and as always, the first reviewer will be sweet and supportive, the second critical and helpful, and the third a total dinglebutt who needs to start taking himself a little less seriously with his big science job and his unrestrained power over people just trying to submit some studies and stuff like that.

 

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